|Froogs………..in her best Lyon’s tea maid outfit, doing a bit of cleaning!|
Hello Dear Reader!
It’s pay day! For just under seven hours I had money in my account today! Every last penny has gone already! Some into various accounts for food and bits and for fuel and transport costs and the rest has gone to Lloyds………………….oh by the way Lloyds, for ****ing up my account for years on end, for not being understanding when I needed it, for being neither use nor ornament, now I am solvent I am ****ing off! To the Co-operative Bank……………….please feel free to go **** yourself! Twice!
It’s been a busy old day, everything has been cleaned, swept and mown, car cleaned, house cleaned. I’ve walked one dog, as the other is still trying to amputate his own foot and has gone back to wearing the cone of shame! I then did this!
Oh yeah! Got the log grenade out! I also split kindling and stacked logs. Even my *******s ache today! I have drains running across my garden, so I split logs at the bottom, so not to damage afore mentioned drains and carry logs up the garden to stack them. I’ve also sawn branches, cut up waste wood and stacked it all away. My left arm aches so badly…………it’s a funny thing, I’m right handed but heavy work gets done with my left side…… my left arm aches so badly that I couldn’t perform the most basic of personal functions! I can recommend wood chopping for bingo wing reduction.
I’m also going to recommend a product. A ‘maul’ It makes log splitting so easy, even the bone dry cherry that was left around the garden from last year. Also, WD40 on a saw makes the whole jobs so much easier! I bought mine from Homebase and I make sure I sharpen it every time I use it with a whet stone.
I can barely move tonight from the cleaning, chopping, walking and stacking! I did hours of exercise today and I’m feeling older than I actually am. What do you do that makes you feel your age?
Sorry about the delay today, but I couldn’t type until I recovered the use of both hands.
Love Froogs xxxx